WHY CANT EVERY CHARGER FOR EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS JUST BE THE SAME SHAPE AND SIZE
*sees person 3 miles away* *holds door open for them*
friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay
*gets sweaty from blogging*
'hey whats up?'
'your time talking to me'